| | Hi, my name is Elliott and I am addicted to Crisis Management.
Sure. I think the American Economy will crash soon and then
European Union will invade and divide this country up into 17 Colonial
states ruled by England, France, and the emerging Republic of
Iraq. Then Iran will liquidate all their assets in Europe,
crashing the economy of Switzerland which will then be invaded by a
local Islamic extremist prince and his "family on a vacation" of 500
armed with ak-47's who will steal all the American and Canadian drug
money that is kept their, convert it to Euro's and buy Sandra Bullock
with the money. They will then brainwash her into a super right
wing religious extremist zealot that is very quiet about it and she
will run for Queen of the United States. She will then get
elected because Hey! Everyone loves Sandra Bullock. After
she is elected, we will all convert to Islam by force and while we are
at our evening prayers, faces to the ground, Bulgarians (the elitist
class of Colonial Ameirca) will come and pick all the white man's
wallets. Then nuclear war. Led by Michael Moore.
Because he is actually a right wing Christian Extremist that believes
the "prayers" that he is supposed to lift up to God in the book of
Revelation to begin Jesus's return are actually symbolic of him making
money off documentaries and using that money to buy nuclear "energy"
technology from Iran and launching them into space (heaven) and then
they come back down to earth (but while they were in "heaven" God
reprogrammed them and chose where they should go, because God needs
help getting Nuclear weapons). He got this idea from Tim Lahaye's
book "Left Behind.....Again....for the 50th time". Which is
actually quite blasphemous since technically Jesus can only return
once, Timmy is advocating Hawkings idea of the universe expanding and
then reducing to nothing thus creating another "Big Bang" since energy
cannot be destroyed. In this book, we all look like Alf or Emmitt
Smith, and it is the United States of Iran. There are only 37
Chinese people, and everyone rides Nuclear weapons to work...and Jesus
has a traveling circus called "Barnum and Jesus' Greatest show in the
Kingdom of Heaven". Satan has a talk show. |
| | Posted 2/1/2006 9:41 AM - 17 Views - 24 eProps - 14 comments
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